• SCHEDULE: Weekly
• LENGTH: 500 words
• PURPOSE: to entertain, to amuse, to elucidate—always with humor and wit—to
  keep readers coming back for more
• DELIVERY: fax, e-mail, or hard copy
• RATES: a rate based on your circulation. I will supply "until forbidden"--NO
  constraining contract hassles--just a simple "until forbidden" agreement.
  See Rate Card. I will negotiate a reasonable rate to meet your needs.
• RIGHTS: first print rights in your primary circulation area
• WHAT YOUR READERS GET: the column weaves dry data with obscure
  information to form an entertaining tapestry that readers crave along with
  their morning cup of coffee
• TOPICS: History, science, politics, nature, fashion, business, technology,
  television, pop culture, personalities, sports, show biz, great thoughts—the
  panoply of life’s fascinating facets--the stuff of which conversation is made
• "FACTOIDS": Each 500 word weekly column consists of several stand
  alone paragraphs--editing to fit is a breeze